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故事发生在华北某山区。遭裁员的笨山（赵本山 饰）巧遇郁郁寡欢的木犊（石国庆 饰），二人在县城贴出广告：山木多功能有限公司承揽婚丧嫁娶、推拿按摩、美容化妆。一时间顾客盈门，可他俩根本不懂广告中所吹项目，被按摩的客人叫声像杀猪，割双眼皮基本靠画，来占卜的人更是被晕得五迷三道。开张第二天，就有人吊着胳膊找他俩算帐，二人落荒而逃。二人逃到乡下，承揽了某乡长为孙子搞的百日庆典，笨山还捎带着接下为张大妈（陈立中 饰）和王二婶（黄素颖 饰）两家结阴亲的活儿。冒充厨师的木犊正为一道广东莱猴脑着急上火，笨山赶忙弄一盘猪脑端上去充数。由于找不到王二婶儿子的坟地，笨山弄一副狗骨头冒充其儿子的遗骨......。为筹集资金，某大学女子足球队的女孩们在不靠谱的布莱克（塔瑞克·加德 Tarek Gader 饰）的号召下，身着比基尼来到位于小镇边缘的废弃加油站提供擦车服务。然而此地荒凉，杳无人烟，偏巧他们搭乘的校车巴士出了故障。女孩们无计可施，只得将错就错在这里招揽生意。阳光明媚，万里无云，衣着火辣的女孩们尽情舞动着曼妙的身姿，青春性感的气息晃耀夺目，全然没有意识到隐藏在暗处的危险。 日薄西山，巴士终于修好。正当女孩们准备返程时，却发现布莱克不见了踪影。为了寻找伙伴，她们被迫在此停留，而伙伴们则一个接一个消失。隐藏在加油站中的杀人恶魔，在夜晚展开了疯狂的狩猎……。Greece, in the 1920's, is occupied by the Turks. The country is in turmoil with entire villages uprooted. The site of the movie is a Greek village that conducts a passion play each year. The leading citizens of the town, under the auspices of the Patriarch, choose those that will play the parts in the Passion. A stuttering shepherd is chosen to play Jesus. The town butcher (who wanted to be Jesus) is chosen as Judas. The town prostitute is chosen as Mary Magdalene. The rest of the disciples are also chosen. As the movie unfolds, the Passion Play becomes a reality. A group of villagers, uprooted by the war and impoverished, arrive at the village led by their priest. The wealthier citizens of the town want nothing with these people and manipulate a massacre. In the context of the 1920's each of the characters plays out their biblical role in actuality.。